I wanna bring you to show and tell
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
