lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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