My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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