Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize