Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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