I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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