I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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