i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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