Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
