doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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