to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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