He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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