Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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