We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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