your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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