come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Can I color on your dick again?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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