Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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