I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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