NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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