At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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