Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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