accomplished twins. life is a go
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
wow bdsm is so cute
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