So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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