We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
whose ass print is on the piano?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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