dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
