ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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