let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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