yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
There was a lot of him and a little penis
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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