I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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