oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
