Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Sorry about my life...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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