why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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