their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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