I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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