I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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