Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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