I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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