so explain again why im purple
no
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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