Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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