Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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