He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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