Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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