Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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