Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Congratulations! We have a period
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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