So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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