spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
try to milk me bitch
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