the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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