So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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