Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why didn't you poke me back
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
the liver wants what the liver wants
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize