Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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