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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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