Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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