He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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